There was a time not too way back when city cyclists exhibited a excessive diploma of resourcefulness and self-sufficiency. However within the social media age, they’re more and more simply using across the metropolis and stating small annoyances which they then imperiously order their public servants to scrub up:
@NYC_DOT @nyc311 your detour signal is obstructing #bikenyc lane at 2nd Ave and 58th avenue Brooklyn. Too heavy for me to maneuver! Pressing hazard. pic.twitter.com/ncn9rkbLOc
— Joanna Oltman Smith (@jooltman) December 5, 2024
Shut each avenue in a 20 block radius! Ship in a fleet of upkeep vans! Name within the air cowl! THERE’S A SIGN IN THE BIKE LANE!!!
Alas, I suppose this kind of factor is inevitable, for on this planet of motorbike advocacy many of the necessary battles have already been received. Not solely are there bike lanes in all places, however now they’re going again and making them even wider:
This could present ample room for these downed indicators.
I’d fear that they’ll quickly be taken over by motor scooters, however thankfully these riders desire to stay to the sidewalks:
Moped driver on Bronx sidewalk slams into 3-year-old woman, fractures her cranium https://t.co/uiASVjw0sf
— New York Day by day Information (@NYDailyNews) November 30, 2024
At this level I’ve concluded that the one smart place to tackle New York Metropolis avenue security is to surrender on it solely. Nevertheless, please don’t confuse my full resignation with apathy. Certainly, it’s fairly the other–it’s simply that as an alternative of counting on the actions of presidency I do know that I have to look entrely to the aforementioned resourcefulness and self-sufficiently, and do all that I can to bolster it. Bike lanes and all that stuff are good in concept, however in New York the theoretical doesn’t fare effectively when it comes up in opposition to the sensible, and so with a purpose to hold using yr after yr and keep sane one should as an alternative marshal one’s internal energy and domesticate a Bike Infrastructure of the Thoughts.
By the way in which, I requested the Synthetic Intelligence bundled into this running a blog platform to create a picture for “Bike Infrastructure of the Thoughts,” and that is what I obtained:
The trail with a curb jutting proper into it was significantly correct, as a result of one can simply think about this kind of factor being in-built cities all throughout America:
However sure, I’m more and more satisfied that when using within the metropolis we should look to not the federal government, however to the geese:
Have you ever ever seemed up at a formation of flying geese?
I definitely have, and after I wipe the goose crap from my face I take into consideration how they’ve been flying backwards and forwards over this identical spot for hundreds upon hundreds of years. In that point we’ve constructed all kinds of stuff underneath them: streets, cease indicators, Goal shops, Applebee’s eating places… Do the geese care about any of it? Do they alter their course? Do they whine and complain and protest? No, they don’t. As an alternative they proceed to comply with their historic migratory patterns whatever the whims and foibles of man, hovering above all of it each actually and metaphorically, apart from as soon as in a blue moon after they determine to take down a passenger jet.
So just like the geese have to be we. (Wow, that’s a bizarre syntactical formation!) Sure, in contrast to them we journey terrestrially, and so we should humor the cease indicators and the Applebee’s shops, at the very least sometimes. But we will definitely take inspiration from the mighty geese in spirit, and keep in mind to look to not the DOT however to ourselves for energy when making our means throughout the city panorama. “Think about the birds of the air,” it’s written within the Gospel of Fred. “They don’t collect in bike lanes, and but the Nice Lob On Excessive nonetheless protects them. Are you not much more necessary than they? Which of you by tweeting indignantly can add one cubit of worth to his stature?”
By the way in which, Rivendell actually wants to start out together with measurements in cubits. It’s quite a bit simpler than PBH, and also you don’t even want a tape measure:
After all, wanting unto the geese doesn’t preclude having to look out for automobile doorways, although even the easiest riders fall sufferer to them sometimes:
From the Remco Evenepoel crash place, Remco was unable to keep away from a gap automobile door from the postal automobile and the docs mentioned it may be damaged shoulder and damaged wrist.
Thanks my pal Glenn Verlaecke for the information and photograph. pic.twitter.com/bwM7bciF5y
— Lukáš Ronald Lukács (@lucasaganronald) December 3, 2024
As a smug Rivendell rider it’s recumbent upon me to level out what occurred to the bike. I obtained quite a lot of crap after I wrote this:
Clearly carbon is a superb materials for a racing bike, and there’s definitely nothing mistaken with using one, however ought to the surprising occur there’s an honest likelihood you’re not going to have the ability to use it anymore:
had an analogous crash this summer season, managed to get away with damaged rib and some scratches. Security of bicycle owner is at alarming low price. pic.twitter.com/YePMGMNNs2
— Nejc Kotnik (@NejcKotnik1) December 3, 2024
That column may extra precisely have been titled, “There Are Lots Of Causes To Purchase A Carbon Bike As Lengthy As You Perceive The Benefits And Disadvantages Of The Materials, And You Don’t Thoughts Writing It Off If You Get Doored,” however the sadly there’s actually no place in fashionable media for that form of nuance.
I’m gonna go trip a motorcycle now.